Can I just let out one big WTF?  Surely I’m hallucinating.  Or living in the Truman Show.

This new little jingle plays every time the MRT train approaches.  It may be amusing to you now, but at 8am I want to pull. my. hair. out.

“Train is coming, train is coming, train is comiiiiiiiing (please start queuing!) love your ride!”

and if you’re lucky enough to be in the station for more than 3 minutes, you can catch the longer version on the tv screens:

“How Like Dat? It’s rush hour and your face so sour!” That’s right.  It’s rush hour, it’s been a long day at the office, I’m in no mood to be coddled, and your screeching is not making it easy for me to love my ride.

Incidentally, my taxi bill has increased substantially this month.