Y’all wanna hear how we talk in the south? Bout dem biscuits and baycon and eggs and cocacowla?

Southerners are amazing.

I make fun of Singlish all the time, but the truth is, we’re just as amusing!

My awesome momma went to the NC state fair this week (hello, cultural experience) and recorded my favorite “voice” from Apex.

This guy is great – I dare you to try and watch this video without smiling:

Next time we’ll record him going on about pies.  (We got chaw-co-let pie, we got churry pie, we got pee-can pie, why we even got pee-cawn pie.  We got awl de pies!)

On a side note, have you ever seen a donut burger?  Brace yourself…

Yeahhhh that’s where I come from…